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The Old Pharmacy, formerly Nakskov Lion Pharmacy, is a former pharmacy located at Axeltorv 3 in Nakskov, Denmark. The complex consists of a main building from 1777 and another building from the 17th century, which were both listed on the Danish registry of protected buildings and places in 1919.
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