{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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Jos Buivenga is a Dutch typeface designer. His designs include the Museo and Calluna families and the Questa family in collaboration with Martin Majoor.
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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}